Category: Joke Board
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She
decided to
hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver
hauling a load of
chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little
lady, need a lift?"
"Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the
nearest gas station."
The driver replied, "OK, but first I need sex! No sex,
no ride."
She said, "I'm sorry, I don't need a ride that badly."
So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver
had a parrot on his
shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No sex, no ride!
No sex, no ride!"
The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I'm
gonna throw you
in back with the chickens!"
About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No
sex , no ride!"
So the driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in
back with
the chickens!
About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver
heard sirens and
saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of
the truck and
approached the officer. "What's the problem officer I
wasn't speeding
was I?"
The officer said, "I wasn't pulling you over for
speeding. I just wanted
to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens
out the trailer
screaming, "No sex , no ride! No sex , no ride!"